1 00:00:25,205 --> 00:00:32,496 The sheep has five legs 2 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:19,376 So many days erased in one day! 3 00:02:19,580 --> 00:02:24,779 New dignity fatal to my happiness! High precipice from which my honor falls! 4 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:28,933 Should I see the count the triumph of your splendor... 5 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:33,969 ...and die without vengeance, or live in shame? 6 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,852 What is it, Mariette? 7 00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:07,214 Be careful, Édouard. -For what ? 8 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:12,056 If he makes me fall asleep, he's not very good. 9 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:16,179 All year round we listen to you, today we want to hear Le Cid. 10 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:17,819 Well, listen to it then. 11 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:23,293 Come, my son, my flesh, avenge my shame. 12 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:27,530 Shut up. -Can't you hear it? 13 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:31,534 Show some respect for others. -Which others? 14 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:36,854 Only idiots like that. So maybe yes. 15 00:03:37,220 --> 00:03:41,736 Forward, run... 16 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:43,771 ...and avenge. 17 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:46,618 It's pathetic. 18 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:52,730 Pierced even in depth by an unexpected blow... 19 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:55,371 ...as well as deadly. 20 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:59,328 It's incredible. -Shut up or leave. 21 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:03,288 Exactly, I'm going home. Mariette, push me. 22 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:08,497 And my the dejected soul yields to the blow. 23 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:13,534 These actors from Paris... 24 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:24,258 Go home. 25 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:36,972 Reduced to the sad choice or to betray my love... 26 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:40,974 Or live like one degraded man. 27 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:48,619 It was definitely a success. 28 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:52,898 But age begins to count for some of them. 29 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:59,169 We must not give in to it. -Give? What do you mean? 30 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:06,814 I've never seen anything like it. 31 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:11,132 I played everywhere. Even for naked Africans. 32 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:14,417 I have never seen a disaster like this. 33 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:18,368 Meet quickly at the town hall or you won't even get paid. 34 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:22,249 If he makes me fall asleep, he's not very good. 35 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:29,212 We don't say that about Corneille. -But Trérézignan, that tells me something. 36 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:32,770 Yes the battle of Trézignan, won by Francis I. 37 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:38,094 No, darling. It was Marignano in 1515. Same thing. 38 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:42,890 Not exactly. Trézignan is known for its quintuplets. 39 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:46,291 Wasn't it in Canada? -Not this one. 40 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:50,135 They were boys and before your time. 41 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:56,933 Everyone was talking about this village. There were sweets from Carpentras... 42 00:05:57,100 --> 00:06:00,854 ...Montélimar nougat and the Trézignan quintuplets. 43 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:03,375 We tried everything. 44 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:07,931 We had Carmen by Bizet. It was very expensive. 45 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:11,979 The Marseille football team. Harry Jackson's jazz group. 46 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:14,779 And what was his name? 47 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:19,452 This singer. -Yes and no one came. 48 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:23,135 What else can we do? -I don't know either. 49 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:27,816 We have to think of something. -Easier said than done. 50 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:30,853 I know. -What? 51 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:35,536 An idea. The way of attract tourists... 52 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:38,817 ...and to recreate the days quintuplets. 53 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:44,100 How can you forget? You were their doctor. Thanks to you, they survived. 54 00:06:44,260 --> 00:06:48,299 And I was their godfather. But that was so long ago. 55 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:52,009 Fine, but what's your plan? 56 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:11,092 Edward, are you there? -Who is it? 57 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:13,330 It's me. -Who is me? 58 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,856 Alphonse. Where are you? -Here. 59 00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:28,213 Did you come to apologize for yesterday? 60 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:31,178 Even though you caused the scandal? 61 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:36,698 The scandal dragged an old man like me in a damp theater. 62 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:39,090 A poor man? It's you who... 63 00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:42,570 Please, we're not here argue. 64 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:47,256 We don't argue, but clarify things. Push me a little. 65 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:03,411 If you're not here to apologize, why then? 66 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:08,815 RIGHT. We are here to discuss a project. 67 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:11,694 But first, I want to ask you something. 68 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:17,173 I know how you became a father 5 threads at a time. 69 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:22,731 But I would like to know which one resentment that you hold against them. 70 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:28,054 Grudge? I have no hard feelings. Those idiots must have told you that. 71 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:33,055 But if they come here, I will take out my gun. Do you see it? 72 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:37,133 It's been hanging there for 20 years years. Charge. 73 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,860 Every 3 months, I replace gunpowder. 74 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:48,535 But I'm going to prove that it's not have a bad temper. 75 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,928 I was expecting a girl. 76 00:08:53,940 --> 00:08:58,218 It's crazy how parents can feel. 77 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:02,012 I was happy to have a daughter. 78 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:08,729 Because a girl is pretty when she is little. 79 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:13,849 Cute. Playful like a kitten. 80 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:20,059 And when you are old, a girl loves. 81 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:24,453 If I had had a daughter... 82 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:30,175 ...I would not depend on a retarded and deaf servant. 83 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,577 Don't push. 84 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:40,940 My poor wife was on the first floor. 85 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:43,852 She was screaming. 86 00:09:45,340 --> 00:09:50,016 She screamed so loud it hurt me. 87 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:56,775 I thought: that's all. My little Alice has arrived. 88 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:02,730 My wife and I chose Alice as first name... 89 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:09,372 ...because it's so beautiful the girl's name. A pure name. 90 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:15,729 This is why all his bedding was marked with an A. 91 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:22,616 Suddenly the door opened and the midwife came out. 92 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:26,819 She held him by the feet. He was all red. 93 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:31,531 And she says: He's not big. It's a boy. 94 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:36,572 Like I couldn't see that. Then she returned to the room. 95 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:41,939 It’s a shame, I thought. Let's call him Alain then. 96 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,692 Because of A. 97 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:47,931 We will have a girl next time. 98 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:52,935 But then she opened the door again. She shouted: There is another one. 99 00:10:55,180 --> 00:11:00,049 I thought: if the first one is an A, the second is a B. 100 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:02,529 We will call him Bernard. 101 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:07,178 When the third one arrived... 102 00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:13,773 ...I had just caught my breath and I thought: C, it will be Charles. 103 00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:19,812 The fourth, D, was Désir. I thought it was the last one. 104 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,972 But then along came Etienne, the E. 105 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:29,490 That's when I thought we would the whole alphabet, up to Zéphirin. 106 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:37,692 Weren't you proud? Five in one go. -I didn't have time to think. 107 00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:44,049 The mayor came by and this old man who packed them. 108 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:52,650 And then the priest came, the minister, journalists and photographers. 109 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:58,773 In short, the whole world. They have been declared historical monuments. 110 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,768 A fund has been created. 111 00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:07,536 They were taken and placed in an incubator. Then to daycare... 112 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:14,458 ...then at boarding school and then they became gentlemen. 113 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:18,218 And I never saw them again. 114 00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:27,891 When their mother died, they came while wearing gloves. 115 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:33,852 Wear gloves. And the lawyer who controlled the fund... 116 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:39,731 ...asked me for half his money. She had barely been buried. 117 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:43,893 I kicked his ass and yelled at him for getting lost. 118 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:46,813 I said I never wanted to see him again. 119 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:52,418 I forbade him to say that I was angry. To be angry, you must first agree. 120 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:57,813 And if you don't know them other, you may not agree or get angry. 121 00:12:58,740 --> 00:13:02,858 Listen, maybe we can solve this problem. 122 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,898 It's not that bad. 123 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:09,690 What if we collected them for you? 124 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:15,292 On their 40th birthday. 125 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:19,294 A big party is good for trade and tourism. 126 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:25,012 Yes, a brass band and lanterns and the five boys in the middle of it all. 127 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,138 We make a circus out of it. I'm not a showman. 128 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:31,133 You don't understand. -Shut up. 129 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,336 Let me speak. 130 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:39,097 You have a responsibility as a father, but also as a good citizen. 131 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:40,898 I know my responsibility. 132 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:45,770 I went to college, I size my vines and I am Republican. 133 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:49,899 That's enough for an honest man. And now go. 134 00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:53,856 In this case, we can only... -Indeed. 135 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:13,140 Mariette, my briefcase. 136 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,018 Leave me alone. 137 00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:48,259 The council decided to organize the party for Trézignan anyway... 138 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:54,859 ...despite what Edouard thought. They asked me to find the quintuplets. 139 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:58,217 ...and bring them to celebrate their 40th anniversary. 140 00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:00,940 I loved going on a trip again. 141 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,729 I hadn't left the village since the war. 142 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:11,658 I entrusted my patients to my colleague and started the search. 143 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,178 The first one was easy to find. 144 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:31,698 He was as famous as a movie star or a cycling champion. 145 00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:38,057 Can I help you, sir? -I am looking for Mr. Alain Saint-Forget. 146 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:41,053 Mr. De Saint-Forget. But of course, sir. 147 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:44,093 James, third floor. 148 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,418 This way, sir. 149 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:55,098 English? -No, from Toulouse. 150 00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:58,491 I was born in Brive-la-Gaillarde, but raised in Aurillac. 151 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,612 Bye. 152 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:09,578 How much did you lose today? -A kilo, James. 153 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:18,250 Give me a packet of Gauloise, please. 154 00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:23,130 Madame de Val Christophe, is tomorrow at 2:30 p.m. suitable for you? 155 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,655 Perfect. 156 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:29,850 Sir? -I heard that you speak French well. 157 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:33,217 I would like to see Mr. Saint-Forget. I have an appointment. 158 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:37,134 Who can I tell? -Dr Bollène de Trézignan. 159 00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,769 The gentleman from Trézignan? Very good, doctor. 160 00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:44,650 Chantal, please take the gentleman from Trézignan to Mr. De Saint-Forget. 161 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,652 Follow me, please. 162 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:59,370 I'm sorry, Lady Georgia, only tomorrow between 2 p.m. and 4 p.m. 163 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,418 And that does you a great service. 164 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,252 I don't know. 165 00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:09,696 Could His Excellency not postpone his conference in a few days? 166 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:15,139 I know Her Majesty is waiting him, but people are waiting for me too. 167 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:17,411 I'm really sorry. Bye. 168 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:21,900 My head. -Saint-Forget! 169 00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:24,369 My dear godfather. 170 00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:30,290 Lady Georgia again, sir. -I left. 171 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:35,777 They're going to kill me. -Maybe it's not the right time. 172 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:41,731 No, it's okay. The President is coming too, right? 173 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,858 And two ministers, television and radio. 174 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:49,252 Perfect. The president's wife is the the only great lady who is not my client. 175 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,297 I'm going there. - It's time for your next client, sir. 176 00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,290 Yes, come on. 177 00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:58,256 I'm going there. -No, you will come with me. 178 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:02,299 We have so much to discuss. -How is my father? 179 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:07,295 He doesn't age. Always painful and always rude. 180 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:09,532 He's quite a character. 181 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:21,497 Let me show you, Miss Denise. 182 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:27,453 The cream should penetrate the skin. 183 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:37,651 The epidermis cannot either lots of food. 184 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:58,609 Ladies, not too hot? Everything is fine ? 185 00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:27,893 Did I hurt you? -It was a pleasure. 186 00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:29,971 It was certainly for me, Madam. 187 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:48,611 Then you will be at the party, but have you heard of the others? 188 00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:52,409 I barely see my brothers. Never, actually. 189 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,572 Except Desire. I see it too much. 190 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:09,974 Don't you recognize me? I am Desire. Saint-Forget. I came to see my brother. 191 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:14,258 The doctor is not here. -Then I'll come back tomorrow. 192 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:18,129 He won't be here tomorrow either. -Or the next day, of course. 193 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,258 Of course. -Of course, I understand. 194 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:35,499 Can I help you? -No, nice day, isn't it. 195 00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:16,769 What is happening? -The voyeur. 196 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,369 Me, a voyeur? -Leave. 197 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:22,691 I can explain. -Leave. 198 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,851 That's what I get for wanting to help. 199 00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,339 Is that you, Alain? 200 00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:36,608 May I come in, Theodora? -No, I'm naked. I'm taking a bath. 201 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:41,456 I'm almost done. -We have lunch with the Maharaja. 202 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:44,612 I know, honey. I'll hurry up. 203 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,936 Honey, who were you with, all this time? 204 00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:18,368 My godfather was there. He wants me go to Trézignan with my brothers. 205 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:29,095 Now is the time for beauty offered by Alain de Saint-Forget. 206 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:34,971 Alain de Saint-Forget, the one and only scientific beauty salon. 207 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:39,531 The little tragedies of everyday life. 208 00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:44,091 Do you have a bad complexion? A sagging chest? Bad breath? 209 00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:46,854 Go to Alain de Saint-Forget. 210 00:22:55,300 --> 00:23:00,613 Honey, think about your position. If all your brothers are like Desire... 211 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:07,936 ...it could make a bad impression. -He's not that bad. Just a little shabby. 212 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:14,130 The last time he came, the carpet was covered in mud. 213 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:29,570 We haven't seen Desire in a long time. -He will come back soon to ask for money. 214 00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:35,895 He won't get a cent anymore. -Don't worry, darling. 215 00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:40,576 I told James not to let him inside more. 216 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:48,569 It's strange. You look alike, but you are beautiful and he is ugly. 217 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:50,219 My love. 218 00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:55,690 Dear. -Dear? 219 00:23:56,340 --> 00:24:00,333 Do you love me? -I adore you. 220 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:06,134 Here, let me kiss you. 221 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:11,096 Honey, I'll give you one back. 222 00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:20,576 Dear? 223 00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:24,850 What is he doing now? -WHO? 224 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:30,140 Your terrible brother. - I heard he was a window cleaner. 225 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:35,499 This takes the cake. He's a loser, a parasite. 226 00:24:35,660 --> 00:24:37,696 You are exaggerating. 227 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:40,374 He can't do anything. 228 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:45,251 Honey, your show it's great. 229 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:52,096 Are you ready, darling? -I just have to put on my dress. 230 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:06,697 Thank you, Alain de Saint-Forget. -You will thank me too, Madam. 231 00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:12,059 Alain de Saint-Forget will make you sing and dance. 232 00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:18,338 GOOD? 233 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:23,735 I didn't beat around the bush. I said: Alain... 234 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:27,939 Did you tell him Alain? -Yes, he is my brother after all. 235 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:33,299 So I said: Alain... -And he said: Desire. 236 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:36,497 I said: there is no Desire. And then... 237 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:40,289 He kicked you out. -Exactly. So I took revenge. 238 00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:42,451 Before I leave... 239 00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:45,538 Do you know what you are? 240 00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:50,651 A loser, a failure. 241 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:54,290 I already knew that. -You're worse than that. 242 00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:56,098 A window cleaner. 243 00:26:56,620 --> 00:27:01,410 It's better than being a butt pincher. At least I have a conscience. 244 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:05,777 We cannot eat a conscience. 245 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:07,937 Hello, dad. 246 00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:19,940 Are we eating? -In 20 minutes. 247 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:23,536 I'm going to do the funeral home windows. Give me a kiss. 248 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:26,498 Not now. I don't have time. -Give me a kiss, Solange. 249 00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:29,572 Kiss Dad, Solange. 250 00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:41,292 She said I wasn't capable of anything. 251 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:43,451 Goodbye girls. 252 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,054 Behave. See you later. 253 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:52,937 Will we really have a little brother? -Yes, I hope so. 254 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:54,977 Not sure? 255 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:58,212 Sometimes you ask for a little brother, but you have a little sister. 256 00:27:58,380 --> 00:28:01,895 Better make it work. I've had enough of girls. 257 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:55,574 You whistle. -Indeed, I am. 258 00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:59,694 Mr Saint-Forget, I told you last week... 259 00:28:59,860 --> 00:29:04,650 ...than your chronic cheerfulness not suitable here. 260 00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:11,578 My clients deserve respect. -My whistling is not disrespectful. 261 00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:16,256 But if you prefer, I won't whistle anymore. 262 00:29:56,060 --> 00:30:00,451 Mr. Saint-Forget? Are you satisfied with your work? 263 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:04,579 As long as I'm outside. -Do you make a living from it? 264 00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:07,095 I don't need much. 265 00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:11,011 And what does your wife say? 266 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:17,096 My wife is another story. She yells at me every day. 267 00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:22,095 Women need to scream. Get rid of their nerves. 268 00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:26,731 Mine screams, but she's an angel. A screaming angel. 269 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:32,497 And you have to have children you love. -Ah yes, children. 270 00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:36,858 GOOD. Would you mind intervene for a moment? 271 00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:41,089 I would like to make you a little suggestion. 272 00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:43,691 A little suggestion? 273 00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:59,571 Sit down, please. -THANKS. 274 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:04,812 Do you smoke cigars? -Never during the day. 275 00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:08,939 But if you don't mind, I'll get one for tonight. 276 00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:13,971 Can I offer you a small drink? -I don't drink between meals. 277 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:17,132 But today I will make an exception. 278 00:31:25,060 --> 00:31:26,618 Cheers. 279 00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:28,618 To your health. 280 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:35,979 What is this? Vitriol? 281 00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:37,732 Arquebus. 282 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:42,812 For fainting widows. -Better to give it to their husbands. 283 00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:45,096 It might resurrect them. 284 00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:52,054 Enough jokes. Let's talk about serious things. 285 00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:04,572 If you took all this home, Would your wife be happy? 286 00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:07,931 Would she be happy? You bet. 287 00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:15,251 But they're not mine. -If you want, they are yours. 288 00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:21,815 Have you no shame? 289 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,971 To do this to me? 290 00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:30,810 So that was your little suggestion. -Mr. Saint-Forget, you are wrong. 291 00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:34,369 Explain yourself. -It's very simple. 292 00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:39,056 You are the brother of the famous Alain from Saint-Forget from the beauty institute? 293 00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:43,896 Read this, sign it and they are yours. 294 00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:51,695 This is my last will and testament. My brother Alain de Saint-Forget... 295 00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:56,980 ...should have a luxury funeral for me, organized by Bodin-Pilate. 296 00:32:57,140 --> 00:33:02,658 Have you gone crazy? -No, I'm just being reasonable. 297 00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:07,336 Is burying myself reasonable? -We will wait until you are dead. 298 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:11,971 It's the least you can do. Thank you, Mr. Pilate. I have to think. 299 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:14,495 In the meantime, I will finish your windows. 300 00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:22,253 You can clean windows for the rest of your life. 301 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:28,017 Come have a drink and I'll explain the details of my proposal. 302 00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:34,256 Not yet. You haven't signed yet. 303 00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:40,418 Our job is not easy. Customers don't just walk in. 304 00:33:40,580 --> 00:33:45,700 With all the antibiotics and penicillins that they use, they continue. 305 00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:49,739 And when we finally give up, 20 competitors throw themselves into the affair. 306 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:53,017 The poor man. -But I beat them to it. 307 00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:59,210 I don't wait for the customer to come, for me, but I find them in advance. 308 00:33:59,380 --> 00:34:05,853 Your brother pays, you get the reward. -You're not stupid, you know. 309 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:12,094 I wish I could see his face. But I won't be there to see it. 310 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:16,412 But I have to say that things are a bit cool between him and me. 311 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:20,414 Wishes of a deceased person are sacred. 312 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:25,176 Unless he has disowned you. -Disowned? No. 313 00:34:25,860 --> 00:34:27,418 So he will pay. 314 00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:39,451 What if my brother doesn't pay? -Is he broke? 315 00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:43,408 No, more like a millionaire. 316 00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:48,814 So I will check first class and special. 317 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:53,978 Luxurious? -Of course. 318 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:59,330 Ebony? Double? -Yes, it's better. 319 00:34:59,580 --> 00:35:02,219 Silver handles? 320 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:08,611 A little silk pillow? -Oh, Mr. Pilate. 321 00:35:09,620 --> 00:35:14,489 I will add 10,000 francs to your reward. -No, it's too much. 322 00:35:14,660 --> 00:35:18,938 What would you like to drink? -A pernod, as usual. 323 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,660 For me a fruit juice. -No alcohol? 324 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:23,299 Never. 325 00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:28,212 What am I likely to lose? -You risk nothing. 326 00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:30,698 So sign. 327 00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:38,616 These are my last wishes and wishes. My brother, Alain de Saint-Forget... 328 00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:42,932 ...should give me a luxury funeral, organized by Bodin-Pilate. 329 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:48,493 Ebony, lined, silver handles, silk pillow. I sign. 330 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:53,769 Fifty plus ten. 331 00:36:00,260 --> 00:36:04,094 The only person to take a risk it's you. 332 00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:08,299 My poor brother, to whom I wish no harm... 333 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:14,535 ...works so hard. What if he dies first? 334 00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:22,577 I don't wish you harm either, but I do not act without first thinking. 335 00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:25,208 I select my clients myself. 336 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:29,133 I've been watching you for a long time. 337 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:35,489 On Monday, while cleaning the windows, you laugh, you whistle and you sing. 338 00:36:37,180 --> 00:36:38,693 But... 339 00:36:39,580 --> 00:36:42,731 But you don't look healthy. 340 00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:59,771 You don't look very cheerful, darling. -Me? But I am happy. 341 00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:02,897 Look at me. 342 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,536 You don't look very good. 343 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:15,930 I know a good one. Two friends meet. 344 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:19,979 One asks the other: How is your wife? The other said: She is dead. 345 00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:22,734 What ? A cold. 346 00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:25,095 So it's not very serious. 347 00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:32,015 It's a stupid story. You don't die of a cold. 348 00:37:32,180 --> 00:37:35,570 Yes, it's true. You can die from anything. 349 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,972 He would know. 350 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:43,130 A pack of cigarettes and a Pernod. -No, I don't smoke anymore. 351 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:49,091 Give me some fruit juice. -Are you well, Désiré? 352 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:55,137 I'm doing well. I just want some fruit juice. 353 00:37:55,300 --> 00:38:01,250 If you don't serve me any fruit juice, I'll get it elsewhere. 354 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:31,618 How long have you been driving? -For ten years. 355 00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:33,896 Then there is no hope for you. 356 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:39,134 People like that should be shot. -He wasn't looking. 357 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,939 You are a murderer. -Can't you see that he's okay? 358 00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:44,568 Call the police. 359 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:48,568 He might look good now. -But he could die later. 360 00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:54,019 Once a guy fell on his head. He was okay, but then his spine rotted away. 361 00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:56,774 He became blind, paralyzed and crazy. 362 00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:59,295 Is that all? And then what? 363 00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:01,610 So what? He is dead. 364 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:13,290 It was a great escape. 365 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:05,774 Are you coughing? -A little. 366 00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:10,610 It goes quickly. Last week it was a simple cold. 367 00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:12,498 Now it's moved here. 368 00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:25,895 It's stuck in your chest. -It's nothing. 369 00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:31,214 It's normal. People are always make mistakes about their own health. 370 00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:34,497 When someone in the family is going to die, everyone knows that. 371 00:40:34,660 --> 00:40:37,220 Except the person themselves. 372 00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:44,611 Really? -Colds, flu, bronchitis, pleurisy. 373 00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:46,896 And... 374 00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:43,496 What did the doctor say? -Nothing. What was there to say? 375 00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:47,369 When he left, he whispered something to you. 376 00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:53,058 He didn't whisper. I paid for it. You are practically not sick. 377 00:41:55,460 --> 00:42:00,136 Don't try to reassure me. One moment, they say everything is fine... 378 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,495 ...and a minute later... 379 00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:06,613 ...you are dead. 380 00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:08,977 You're crazy, darling. 381 00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:21,050 My temperature has been 40 for weeks. Is the thermometer crazy too? 382 00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:23,097 It's not 40, it's 38. 383 00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:26,570 Yes, I discuss my temperature. 384 00:42:26,740 --> 00:42:30,335 I don't argue, but 38 degrees is no big deal. 385 00:42:30,620 --> 00:42:32,258 It's just a little flu. 386 00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:37,617 Is it the flu? 387 00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:41,611 Are you sure? 388 00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:45,332 Did the doctor say that? -Yes. 389 00:42:50,340 --> 00:42:52,410 That's it. 390 00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:54,093 Cold. 391 00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:56,293 Flu. 392 00:42:57,140 --> 00:42:58,732 Bronchitis. 393 00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:01,091 Double pleurisy. 394 00:43:05,340 --> 00:43:06,898 And... 395 00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:11,896 Calm down, darling. You don't know what you're saying. 396 00:43:12,060 --> 00:43:16,417 You're going to catch a cold. I'll get you a woolen blanket 397 00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:21,812 Did you hear that? 398 00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:28,970 Cold. Flu. 399 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:34,929 It's not the flu that's killing me, it's this contract. 400 00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:39,218 I'm going crazy. 401 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:51,492 I signed. He paid me. 402 00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:56,939 And now I refund it or deliver. -What did you say? 403 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,212 Are you talking to yourself? 404 00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:25,179 A coin. 405 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:47,976 You must be Mrs. Saint-Forget. -Yes sir. 406 00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:58,289 I would like to speak to Doctor Saint-Forget. -Who is speaking? 407 00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:03,214 The Prince of Monaco. -He's the Prince of Monaco. 408 00:45:05,420 --> 00:45:11,370 Alain De Saint-Forget speaking. At your service, Your Highness. 409 00:45:11,540 --> 00:45:13,849 Don't worry, it's just Desire. -What? 410 00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:17,219 I need to talk to you, Alain. 411 00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:22,215 It's a matter of life and death. I need 60,000 francs right away. 412 00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:30,053 I know. But 60,000 francs is nothing for you. 413 00:45:32,740 --> 00:45:36,653 You are wrong. It will cost you a lot more. 414 00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:39,739 Listen. 415 00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:46,976 Do you know what the luxury version is? Oak, silver, lined, silk pillow. 416 00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:49,533 It's going to be expensive. 417 00:45:50,140 --> 00:45:52,779 No, I won't explain. 418 00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:58,173 If you refuse, you are responsible my death. Do you hear? 419 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:06,492 Very good then. Goodbye, Alain. 420 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,531 Anyway, I liked you. 421 00:46:13,420 --> 00:46:15,980 I will have a nice funeral. 422 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,652 Bye. 423 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:03,928 closed due to death 424 00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:23,377 Poor Mr. Pilate. So suddenly. He collapsed in the store. 425 00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:28,933 He never came back to his senses. He was in too good health. 426 00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:54,974 Hello, are you the boss? 427 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:59,060 Excuse me, I have the flu. 428 00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:07,456 I am the brother of Alain Saint-Forget from the beauty salon. Alain De Saint-Forget. 429 00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:13,860 If you have a moment, I would like to make you a proposition. 430 00:48:34,340 --> 00:48:39,733 Go ahead, kids. Eat and drink. The bad times are over. 431 00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:50,213 Désiré only had one address of the other brothers, that of Stephen. 432 00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:55,056 It was on the back of a postcard and it was a temporary address. 433 00:48:55,220 --> 00:49:00,772 It was a floating address. I had to hurry. 434 00:49:01,540 --> 00:49:08,696 All this at my age. The municipality's budget has been put to the test. 435 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:13,129 What is this? -A doctor from Paris. 436 00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:15,939 We don't need him. We already have one. 437 00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:21,936 I want to speak to Saint-Forget. I am his godfather. 438 00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:24,295 Isn't that his boat? -Yes. 439 00:49:24,460 --> 00:49:28,453 He's waiting for me. I sent him a message. 440 00:49:29,180 --> 00:49:35,574 How long should I wait? I traveled 800 km for your captain. 441 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:38,971 Let's see what he wants. 442 00:49:39,180 --> 00:49:40,932 Come up. 443 00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:05,938 Search him. 444 00:50:06,100 --> 00:50:12,016 I was only searched once my life and it was during the war. 445 00:50:12,180 --> 00:50:13,693 Shut up. 446 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:18,656 Trézignan. Isn't the old man live there? 447 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,491 Tell him I'm here. -I can't. 448 00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:24,810 He's in a meeting. 449 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,619 A meeting? With whom? -Shut up. 450 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:32,129 Will this take time? -Maybe one night or two days. 451 00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:38,455 So I can't see it? -You see it clearly. 452 00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:59,453 Is this the meeting? -Shut up. 453 00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:01,739 Two. 454 00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:05,459 Do. 455 00:51:07,220 --> 00:51:12,738 One for me. -And you? 456 00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:27,283 100,000. 457 00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:35,895 That's a lot of paper. 458 00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:37,459 So what? 459 00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:43,080 Guarantee? -Guarantee? 460 00:51:47,420 --> 00:51:48,455 The cargo. 461 00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:55,536 Eugene, who wins? -He lost all his money. 462 00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:59,375 He's betting on the cargo. - He's got guts. 463 00:52:05,940 --> 00:52:07,532 Four kings. 464 00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:10,698 One color. 465 00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:18,336 He lost everything. -This time he will go to prison. 466 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:21,378 For what? -It's not his cargo. 467 00:52:21,540 --> 00:52:24,498 Sewing machines for the natives were too expensive. 468 00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:28,289 Sewing machines? -That's what it says. 469 00:52:28,700 --> 00:52:32,090 You don't want to know what's really in there. 470 00:52:32,780 --> 00:52:35,931 It could be guns. -Shut up. 471 00:52:38,740 --> 00:52:40,651 The old man has lost everything. 472 00:52:42,780 --> 00:52:47,410 Double down or quit. 473 00:52:48,060 --> 00:52:50,210 With what? You have nothing left. 474 00:53:08,260 --> 00:53:10,171 The cargo is mine. 475 00:53:16,380 --> 00:53:18,689 The cargo ship against all that. 476 00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:39,697 And that. 477 00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:43,893 They are real. 478 00:53:44,860 --> 00:53:49,650 I got it from a pilot I rescued after he made an emergency landing on water. 479 00:53:51,820 --> 00:53:54,209 Long live the navy. -Shut up. 480 00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:24,017 The bracelet. 481 00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:26,778 The cargo. 482 00:54:27,140 --> 00:54:28,698 And... 483 00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:38,172 Good. 484 00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:43,898 He bets on the girl. -But he can't do that. 485 00:54:44,060 --> 00:54:46,574 Why not? He bought it. 486 00:54:48,540 --> 00:54:51,577 What are we going to play? Poker? 487 00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:54,932 Biki-boka? 488 00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:57,849 Bean stick or butt thumb? 489 00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:00,812 Dice? 490 00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:07,018 The fly. 491 00:55:11,380 --> 00:55:13,336 You can touch her after winning. 492 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:17,738 The fly. 493 00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:47,090 Close the windows. 494 00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:55,772 They are real men. 495 00:56:00,220 --> 00:56:02,450 The old man has guts. 496 00:56:03,220 --> 00:56:04,619 Turn that off. 497 00:56:25,660 --> 00:56:30,176 What are they doing? -There are two sugar cubes. 498 00:56:30,460 --> 00:56:33,372 If the fly lands on the captain piece of sugar, he wins. 499 00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:38,694 If he lands on the other, he loses the boat, the bracelet and the girl. 500 00:56:58,180 --> 00:57:00,853 I'll bet 2000 on the colored guy. -1000 on the old man. 501 00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:02,658 3000 against. -4000. 502 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,451 What will we do? Throw something away? 503 00:58:27,620 --> 00:58:29,611 Don't do anything. 504 00:58:48,940 --> 00:58:51,408 10,000 against the old man. -15,000. 505 00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:54,890 20,000 for the old man. -GOOD. 506 00:59:20,340 --> 00:59:22,900 You exploded. -Me? 507 00:59:23,140 --> 00:59:26,655 I heard you. You left like that. -I did that? 508 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:30,097 Yes, you. -I didn't do that. 509 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,013 I was breathing. 510 00:59:32,620 --> 00:59:37,250 If anyone wants me to stop breathing, just say it. 511 00:59:49,980 --> 00:59:53,416 Long live the navy. -He must have eaten it. 512 01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:07,333 Don't move. 513 01:01:45,460 --> 01:01:47,496 Leave it there, Captain. 514 01:02:16,060 --> 01:02:17,539 Take that away. 515 01:02:29,420 --> 01:02:32,059 Aren't you forgetting something? 516 01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:44,294 Captain. -Go away. I don't want to see anyone. 517 01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:46,576 Not even your godfather? 518 01:02:46,860 --> 01:02:52,571 Godfather, what are you doing here? -I came to ask you a favor. 519 01:02:52,740 --> 01:02:55,573 You know I can't refuse you anything. 520 01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:09,934 What a shame. 521 01:03:11,940 --> 01:03:18,889 In Paris, I had an agency find Bernard's address. 522 01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:23,372 Bernard Saint-Forget was an editor for Elle et Lui magazine. 523 01:03:23,540 --> 01:03:25,610 A Him and Her, please. 524 01:03:34,220 --> 01:03:39,248 Do not eat between meals and don't drink while you eat. 525 01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:45,529 Baby's stockings require extra care. Wash them with soap and water. 526 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:50,137 Rinse well, dry and... -Use talcum powder. 527 01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:54,771 I'm looking for Bernard Saint-Forget. -A moment, please. 528 01:03:54,940 --> 01:03:57,932 He sees someone else first. 529 01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:04,771 I hope it won't take too long. -Are you in a hurry? 530 01:04:04,940 --> 01:04:08,489 The afternoon is already over. I wonder when I'm going to eat. 531 01:04:08,660 --> 01:04:10,378 You are a man of habit. 532 01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:14,328 If I waited for Mr. Saint-Forget, I would have let you go first. 533 01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:20,097 Respect for your elders. I'm here to see Aunt Nicole. 534 01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:22,610 Does your aunt work here? 535 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:28,016 Agony aunt, the advice column. A wonderful woman. 536 01:04:28,180 --> 01:04:33,129 If you have financial problems or emotional, write to him. 537 01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:35,814 What work. -Not a job, a vocation. 538 01:04:35,980 --> 01:04:42,613 In my day, we took care of ourselves. - Nowadays, it's all about specialization. 539 01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:49,288 I hope you don't have to wait long. 540 01:05:02,260 --> 01:05:04,649 Aunt Nicole is waiting for you. 541 01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:12,816 I'm here for Aunt Nicole. -It's me. 542 01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:17,852 Are you Aunt Nicole? 543 01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:23,898 You look surprised. Aren't they men the experts on women's hearts? 544 01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:29,535 Even if women don't understand men's problems. 545 01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:32,851 It's normal that agony aunt is a man... 546 01:05:33,020 --> 01:05:36,979 And you trust him like that you would trust a woman. 547 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,732 Well, dear aunt... 548 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:44,098 Should I call you aunt? -No, that would be embarrassing. 549 01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:50,335 Indeed. I will say “Dear Sir”. -Dear friend, I hope. 550 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:55,528 I just came back from 30 years in the African jungle. 551 01:05:55,700 --> 01:05:58,817 I'm going to have lunch with Marianne and I want to hear your answer. 552 01:05:58,980 --> 01:06:04,691 Explain more clearly, please. -It's all in the letter I sent you. 553 01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:09,576 Maybe you didn't understand it. -Impossible. We don't lose any letters. 554 01:06:09,740 --> 01:06:11,935 How did you sign yours? 555 01:06:14,300 --> 01:06:16,052 The Robinson of Love. 556 01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:21,296 It's good. A moment. 557 01:06:29,740 --> 01:06:33,699 Red eyes, Pippin without a king... 558 01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:35,930 Robinson of Love. 559 01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:41,493 Conakry, July 27, 3792 TZ 98. -What an organization. 560 01:06:41,660 --> 01:06:46,256 You wrote: I am 40 years old and I am get married after a personal announcement... 561 01:06:46,420 --> 01:06:50,538 ...to a young Parisian of 20 years old. We only know each other through photos. 562 01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:52,975 She's beautiful, I'm not. 563 01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:59,178 I feel shy. Life in the tropics made me age prematurely. 564 01:06:59,340 --> 01:07:04,733 What should I do when I meet her three months? The Robinson of Love. 565 01:07:05,060 --> 01:07:10,692 You said three months. My answer will be in tomorrow's magazine. 566 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:12,619 Here. 567 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:19,609 Your letter comes from a masculine heart it's looking for young love. 568 01:07:19,780 --> 01:07:24,695 Male beauty is secondary. What matters is sensitivity and honesty. 569 01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:29,251 Let go of your shyness and show yourself as you are. 570 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:34,813 Simple, loyal, strong. Qualities that a young heart cannot resist. 571 01:07:34,980 --> 01:07:39,770 Nothing to add. -Beautiful. How can I thank you? 572 01:07:39,940 --> 01:07:42,170 Let me show you Marianne's photo. 573 01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:50,493 Beautiful. You will be very happy together. 574 01:07:50,660 --> 01:07:55,415 Congratulations to you and paper who found this rare bird for you. 575 01:07:55,580 --> 01:08:00,574 It was your magazine. Single man, forty years old... 576 01:08:00,740 --> 01:08:03,459 ... looking for a girl, with whom to share life in Africa. 577 01:08:03,620 --> 01:08:06,532 Not very interesting. -No one answered. 578 01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:09,851 So I placed another ad mentioning my assets are worth 30 million. 579 01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:13,057 Much better. -I have 300 letters. 580 01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:17,532 Women are so romantic, totally not interested in money. 581 01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:21,978 And who did you choose? - The one who didn't write it herself. 582 01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:27,339 It was her father who suggested it. -It looks very serious. 583 01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:31,175 I did some research. Very good family, but broke. 584 01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:34,935 Father has heart disease and could die at any time. 585 01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:40,049 The girl is a lily, a dove, a diamond. She never even responded. 586 01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:43,656 Very good sign. -But his parents did. 587 01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:46,812 They call me their son. They adore me. 588 01:08:46,980 --> 01:08:50,177 They say that Marianne passes the day looking at my photo. 589 01:08:50,340 --> 01:08:55,494 So I was right. You conquered his heart before meeting her. 590 01:08:55,660 --> 01:09:01,018 Her beauty and her virtue make you happy. Congratulations. 591 01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:03,216 Dear aunt. 592 01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:07,612 I mean, dear friend. Thank you so much. You make me feel like I'm 20 again. 593 01:09:07,780 --> 01:09:09,532 Let me hug you. 594 01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:16,657 All right, that'll do the trick. 595 01:09:36,060 --> 01:09:41,657 Quick, call a doctor. And the fire department. And the police. 596 01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:49,732 Is Mr. Saint-Forget almost available? -I hope so, sir. 597 01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:51,979 Me too. 598 01:09:59,220 --> 01:10:02,929 He's as dead as can be. -Can't you give him an injection? 599 01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:09,096 Do something. You are his doctor. -Injection? His aorta burst. 600 01:10:09,860 --> 01:10:15,014 What a terrible job. -Come with me. You are upset. 601 01:10:16,900 --> 01:10:22,452 How would you feel? He hugged me and suddenly he left. 602 01:10:22,620 --> 01:10:27,933 Calm down. Take control. We need to inform his family. 603 01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:37,933 It's his family. Miss Durand-Perrin, 11 rue de l’Epine. 604 01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:41,376 Maybe his sister. -No, his fiancée. 605 01:10:41,540 --> 01:10:44,816 He had come from Africa to marry her. 606 01:10:44,980 --> 01:10:48,052 Poor guy. -She is beautiful. 607 01:10:48,220 --> 01:10:52,896 You have to tell him, Bernard. You can do it better than anyone. 608 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:57,379 Always the same story. Just because I'm sensitive. 609 01:10:57,540 --> 01:11:01,419 I always get the tough jobs. -You should feel honored. 610 01:11:01,580 --> 01:11:03,935 I don't know. I've had it up to here. 611 01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:09,220 Famine in India? Call Saint-Forget. Children who suffer? Call Saint Bernard. 612 01:11:09,380 --> 01:11:13,168 For 20 years, they sent me to all the massacres. 613 01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:16,696 And for three years, I was Aunt Nicole. 614 01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:21,775 And now that they are dying my arms, I'm tired of them. 615 01:11:22,660 --> 01:11:24,093 Pity. 616 01:11:24,940 --> 01:11:31,095 So I'll have to call them myself and tell them that Mr. Brissard is dead. 617 01:11:31,260 --> 01:11:34,218 The father has a weak heart. You would kill him. 618 01:11:34,380 --> 01:11:39,454 Isn't one death a day enough? Do you want a massacre? 619 01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:44,456 SO? -I'm going to go. 620 01:11:46,580 --> 01:11:49,811 What is this? -The first death of the day. 621 01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:33,172 Mr Durand-Perrin, please. -Yes, who can I talk to? 622 01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:36,218 This is Mr. Brissard. 623 01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:40,138 Enter. 624 01:12:41,140 --> 01:12:45,213 Sir, madam, come quickly. He is there. 625 01:12:47,860 --> 01:12:50,420 Sorry, I mentioned Mr. Brissard. 626 01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:55,051 Roland, my dear boy. I was so scared. let me hold you in my arms. 627 01:12:55,220 --> 01:13:01,329 And me. I said to my husband: what if the plane crashes? 628 01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:07,052 If something had happened to you, It would have killed me. 629 01:13:07,220 --> 01:13:10,053 Simply great. -Sit down. 630 01:13:13,260 --> 01:13:15,171 Not here, in this chair. 631 01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:24,169 You look exactly like the picture, apart from the beard. 632 01:13:24,340 --> 01:13:28,413 I would have always recognized you. -You have a good memory for faces. 633 01:13:28,580 --> 01:13:32,255 He's so handsome. Marianne will be so happy. 634 01:13:32,420 --> 01:13:36,971 Listen, I'm here to... -Idiot, we know why you're here. 635 01:13:37,140 --> 01:13:39,096 No, that's not the case. 636 01:13:40,380 --> 01:13:46,091 Boy, haven't you changed your mind? -No, I swear. 637 01:13:47,980 --> 01:13:51,290 Are you okay? -It's my heart. 638 01:13:52,140 --> 01:13:54,051 Well, my dear boy... 639 01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:00,738 Come down, darling. 640 01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:04,578 Look how beautiful he is your fiancé is. 641 01:14:10,100 --> 01:14:13,172 Come on, give him a kiss. 642 01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:18,692 Come on, darling. 643 01:14:23,180 --> 01:14:24,932 Well, Roland. 644 01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:35,297 Let's make coffee. -Maybe he's hungry. 645 01:14:35,460 --> 01:14:38,611 Well... -We have already had lunch. 646 01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:42,496 I'm not hungry anymore. -Air travel is so tiring. 647 01:14:42,660 --> 01:14:46,016 Traveling by plane? Of course, it's very tiring. 648 01:14:46,580 --> 01:14:50,334 It's not the journey, it's the love. -Exactly. 649 01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:57,898 Justine, bring us some coffee with liqueur. Children, we will leave you alone. 650 01:15:10,060 --> 01:15:12,415 You don't have a heart problem? 651 01:15:12,620 --> 01:15:16,852 Are you sure? Sometimes it's hereditary. 652 01:15:20,700 --> 01:15:22,213 Who are you? 653 01:15:24,540 --> 01:15:29,978 You are not Roland Brissard. -Finally someone with common sense. 654 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:36,492 The image wasn't clear, but still. So why this comedy? What do you want? 655 01:15:39,860 --> 01:15:45,014 I'll tell you. Are you comfortable? Listen. 656 01:15:45,820 --> 01:15:52,339 I am a friend of Roland. He can't be here. He is sick. 657 01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:55,572 Sick? -Very ill. 658 01:15:57,420 --> 01:16:00,298 Very, very, very, very sick. 659 01:16:01,540 --> 01:16:07,058 He's even worse than sick. -You say he is dead. 660 01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:15,850 You are his friend. You are shocked to see me smile. 661 01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:22,291 It doesn't shock you that a rich old man a man buys a girl to put her in his bed? 662 01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:27,136 An old man. You are exaggerating. He was only 45 years old. 663 01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:32,328 I will be this age in 25 years. It's an eternity. 664 01:16:32,980 --> 01:16:34,413 You are very young. 665 01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:42,058 Young enough to dream of something other than an exhausted man. 666 01:16:42,580 --> 01:16:47,051 Does this shock you? -No, you're absolutely right. 667 01:16:47,220 --> 01:16:49,575 Talk to your parents about it yourself. 668 01:16:49,740 --> 01:16:54,575 Poor Roland. Death protects him a cruel disappointment. 669 01:16:55,500 --> 01:17:00,051 Good luck, miss. You are free. 670 01:17:03,580 --> 01:17:08,495 I am not free. My father will find another rich man. 671 01:17:08,660 --> 01:17:12,494 A stranger partying to make sure my future is taken care of. 672 01:17:12,660 --> 01:17:15,094 And why do you accept this? Just say no. 673 01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:18,058 You saw it. It could kill him. 674 01:17:18,220 --> 01:17:25,171 He only cares about my happiness. -Yes, your youth will quickly disappear... 675 01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:30,653 I don't care about the future. Today, that's what matters. 676 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,096 I understand. 677 01:17:33,860 --> 01:17:36,658 What's his name? -Of which? 678 01:17:37,860 --> 01:17:41,409 The young man you love. -How do you know? 679 01:17:42,860 --> 01:17:46,569 I have a talent for these things. 680 01:17:46,740 --> 01:17:48,173 His name is Peter. 681 01:17:49,900 --> 01:17:51,299 Young? 682 01:17:52,180 --> 01:17:53,898 And beautiful? 683 01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:57,819 Poor? -Not a cent. 684 01:17:57,980 --> 01:17:59,413 Of course. 685 01:18:00,220 --> 01:18:02,609 Do you see him often? -Almost never. 686 01:18:02,780 --> 01:18:06,295 He works all day and I don't allowed to leave the house at night. 687 01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:13,093 Sometimes we see each other. Hell kiss me, I'll cry and I'll have to go. 688 01:18:23,820 --> 01:18:28,496 Is there anyone in your family who can you talk to your father? 689 01:18:28,660 --> 01:18:30,457 Person. 690 01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:33,737 I wrote to this woman who gives advice in a magazine. 691 01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:37,609 Aunt Nicole? -I quickly explained and she replied: 692 01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:43,650 Do not immediately refuse the man, but show what its weak points are. 693 01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:48,814 Make it clear that he cannot force you happy. Your future is in your hands. 694 01:18:48,980 --> 01:18:54,737 Good luck, Sunflower. -Sunflower... that's how I signed. 695 01:18:54,900 --> 01:18:58,654 Who are you? -Calm down, let me do it. 696 01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:02,133 Have you introduced yourself? 697 01:19:02,660 --> 01:19:04,218 What are you doing? 698 01:19:05,020 --> 01:19:10,970 You come back quickly. I'm not as fast as I was 20 years ago. 699 01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,853 Stop it. -Stop what? 700 01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:17,137 You have to be careful with these modern bras. 701 01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:20,656 It's better than Sudan. 702 01:19:20,820 --> 01:19:24,495 What's wrong, old man? 703 01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:28,573 But these blacks make you sad. And then you have to get physical. 704 01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:30,658 Physical? 705 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:35,491 A cup of coffee? - A double whiskey is more like it. 706 01:19:35,660 --> 01:19:40,814 If Roland didn't drink a bottle around 3 p.m. he starts biting. 707 01:19:45,540 --> 01:19:47,371 Roland, my God. 708 01:19:47,540 --> 01:19:50,577 Don't get attacked now, André. 709 01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:53,091 Sir, could you please... 710 01:19:56,100 --> 01:19:59,809 What's wrong, dad? Don't worry. 711 01:19:59,980 --> 01:20:05,373 She will live like a princess. She will get along with the other two. 712 01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:11,453 Two fantastic black women. They feel a little, but you get used to it. 713 01:20:11,860 --> 01:20:15,250 I have to go. It's time for my injection. 714 01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:20,096 A souvenir from my years in the army. A gift from a Chinese woman. 715 01:20:20,260 --> 01:20:28,213 I think you caught your also share when you were young. 716 01:20:29,820 --> 01:20:33,529 Goodbye, grandmother. Come on, honey. 717 01:20:46,620 --> 01:20:52,650 Now make the best of the situation. Your father is not that ill. 718 01:20:57,100 --> 01:20:58,613 She doesn't say anything. 719 01:20:59,660 --> 01:21:01,059 Call for help. 720 01:21:01,220 --> 01:21:03,017 Call the police. 721 01:21:04,220 --> 01:21:06,575 Be brave. 722 01:21:07,340 --> 01:21:10,298 I owe you a lot and I don't owe you even know who you are. 723 01:21:10,460 --> 01:21:13,657 A fairy. A fairy with a beard. 724 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:19,982 You can kiss a fairy. -Yes. 725 01:21:41,980 --> 01:21:44,813 Has he left? -My fiancé left. 726 01:21:45,180 --> 01:21:49,776 Poor child. You must hate me for causing this. 727 01:21:50,300 --> 01:21:55,772 No, just try another man. And Landru? 728 01:21:59,340 --> 01:22:01,774 Maybe you're right. 729 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,731 Maybe we should... How do I put it? 730 01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:12,373 Let's try a more modern method. This means that you... 731 01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:20,176 What is the name of the boy you I love it so much? 732 01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:32,299 The police? 733 01:22:33,140 --> 01:22:37,975 What? Mr. Brissard? No, he's not family. 734 01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:40,291 Just an acquaintance. 735 01:22:45,740 --> 01:22:47,617 I will be... 736 01:22:50,660 --> 01:22:52,890 Thank you, Commissioner. 737 01:22:54,780 --> 01:22:59,331 Brissard is dead. As he left our place. 738 01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:02,253 I'm not surprised. He was rotten to the core. 739 01:23:02,420 --> 01:23:06,299 But you deleted the ad from the newspaper. 740 01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:10,933 A doctor Bollène was waiting for you for an hour. 741 01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:13,859 Godfather! 742 01:23:14,020 --> 01:23:18,616 My boy. What's that on your cheek? Lipstick? 743 01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:23,854 It's entirely possible. -The job of a journalist is not boring, is it? 744 01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:27,012 You would never believe in pleasure we have here. 745 01:23:35,620 --> 01:23:40,216 Come, my visitor has left. -Journalists never have time. 746 01:23:40,380 --> 01:23:43,338 They work day and night and even between the two. 747 01:23:43,860 --> 01:23:46,818 But Bernard promised that he be there anyway. 748 01:23:47,220 --> 01:23:50,257 All I had to do was convince Charles. 749 01:23:51,180 --> 01:23:54,889 Where is the presbytery? - This way and to the left. 750 01:23:55,060 --> 01:23:57,938 Do you want to see the priest? Do you know him? 751 01:23:58,100 --> 01:24:02,571 Yes, but I haven't seen him in years. -You won't be bored. 752 01:24:02,740 --> 01:24:05,937 Dad, he's going to see the priest. 753 01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:02,573 Excuse me, ma'am, I'm looking the house of Father Saint-Forget. 754 01:25:05,580 --> 01:25:08,492 Two houses away, sir. 755 01:25:28,020 --> 01:25:31,410 Aren't you ashamed? At your age. 756 01:25:31,580 --> 01:25:36,734 You are disturbing the priest. -But I came from Paris to see him. 757 01:25:36,940 --> 01:25:40,899 I am his godfather. Doctor Bollène de Trézignan. 758 01:25:41,060 --> 01:25:44,609 Are you a doctor? -Do you want to see my diploma? 759 01:25:44,780 --> 01:25:46,611 Maybe you can help him. 760 01:25:51,020 --> 01:25:54,296 Is he sick? -If only that were it, sir. 761 01:25:56,260 --> 01:25:57,739 Who is it? 762 01:25:57,900 --> 01:26:02,178 I don't want to see anyone. -See what you can do. 763 01:26:03,940 --> 01:26:05,293 Has he left? 764 01:26:09,620 --> 01:26:14,216 Who are you? -It's me, your old godfather. 765 01:26:14,740 --> 01:26:16,890 You arrive on time. Enter. 766 01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:21,498 What is happening? Where are you? -Here. 767 01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:27,449 Are you coming back from your trip? -No, I'm just leaving. 768 01:26:29,260 --> 01:26:32,889 What is happening? When I talk about you, everyone laughs. 769 01:26:33,060 --> 01:26:36,496 I get here and you're in the dark. First, I want to see you. 770 01:26:36,660 --> 01:26:40,369 No, you know me. You know what I look like. 771 01:26:40,540 --> 01:26:44,931 You understand. -Understand what in the dark? 772 01:26:45,860 --> 01:26:48,374 It's true that you didn't do it he has seen me for a long time. 773 01:26:50,980 --> 01:26:59,062 Listen, does this remind you of anything? -No. 774 01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:05,252 And this? 775 01:27:08,300 --> 01:27:10,131 Doesn’t that mean anything to you? -No. 776 01:27:15,780 --> 01:27:20,105 Don't I remind you of someone? -WHO? 777 01:27:21,180 --> 01:27:26,573 A famous priest. -A famous priest? 778 01:27:30,220 --> 01:27:32,131 Do you ever go to the cinema? -Never. 779 01:27:32,300 --> 01:27:36,737 Me neither, except once. The film and I were a great success. 780 01:27:36,900 --> 01:27:41,690 What is so special about this priest? -What's so special about it? 781 01:27:41,860 --> 01:27:45,773 He fights. He plays football. 782 01:27:47,820 --> 01:27:51,335 I heard about him. 783 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,252 His name is... 784 01:27:53,420 --> 01:27:56,696 Exactly. - I saw the posters. 785 01:27:56,860 --> 01:28:02,776 You look a bit like him. -A little? Listen to him, Lord. 786 01:28:02,940 --> 01:28:05,738 I look a bit like him. 787 01:28:06,140 --> 01:28:10,452 I look a bit like him. He ruined my life. 788 01:28:10,620 --> 01:28:14,056 I had 31 people at church. 789 01:28:14,380 --> 01:28:19,010 Always the same, always confess the same sins. 790 01:28:19,180 --> 01:28:24,095 Now the whole village is coming. As soon as they see me, they start laughing. 791 01:28:24,260 --> 01:28:27,616 It is no longer a church, but a cinema. 792 01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:34,777 A free show. All because of this the man of the cinema. 793 01:28:36,940 --> 01:28:40,649 The priest belongs to us. The priest must play football. 794 01:28:41,060 --> 01:28:43,813 What's wrong? - School is over. 795 01:28:43,980 --> 01:28:45,936 Every day it's the same thing. 796 01:28:51,860 --> 01:28:53,976 Do you understand that it is driving me crazy? 797 01:28:54,140 --> 01:28:57,052 I asked the bishop for a transfer. 798 01:28:57,220 --> 01:28:59,688 He accepted. I'm leaving. 799 01:28:59,860 --> 01:29:02,249 Missionary to the North Pole. 800 01:29:03,980 --> 01:29:10,089 Lord, I don't deserve this punishment. What have I done to offend you? 801 01:29:14,500 --> 01:29:18,778 Father Saint-Forget. -Listen. 802 01:29:18,940 --> 01:29:25,049 Do you hear me, father? -Jesus speaks to you. 803 01:29:25,980 --> 01:29:27,891 And Jesus said... 804 01:29:31,020 --> 01:29:35,650 Rascals. How can you do this to the father? 805 01:29:40,220 --> 01:29:45,055 Poor Charles. Only God could help him. 806 01:29:45,220 --> 01:29:50,613 Despite his aversion to crowds, he agreed to come to the party. 807 01:29:50,780 --> 01:29:56,537 Before you grow a beard and move to the Eskimos of the North Pole. 808 01:29:56,700 --> 01:29:58,975 Where they don't have a cinema. 809 01:30:01,260 --> 01:30:06,288 One beautiful morning, the sun rose gloriously on Trézignan. 810 01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:56,095 Thanks for coming. -Are they there? 811 01:30:56,260 --> 01:30:59,013 Let's go. Push, Mariette. 812 01:31:22,580 --> 01:31:24,650 Father. 813 01:31:36,660 --> 01:31:39,732 Look at this. It's stupid, isn't it? 814 01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:45,733 For twenty years I waited for you with my gun. 815 01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:50,655 And now that you're here, I forgot to bring the gun. 816 01:31:51,300 --> 01:31:55,976 We would have come here sooner if it wasn't for your character. 817 01:31:56,140 --> 01:31:58,335 What's wrong with my character? 818 01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:03,290 Well, you can't say... -Tell me it's my fault. 819 01:32:03,740 --> 01:32:07,494 You forget me for twenty years, but it's my fault. 820 01:32:07,660 --> 01:32:12,654 I'm a bad father and you are perfect sons. 821 01:32:15,420 --> 01:32:21,370 The president is coming in 15 minutes. What the hell are we doing? 822 01:32:22,740 --> 01:32:24,298 Wait. 823 01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:43,175 After 20 years, all we can do is fight. 824 01:32:43,860 --> 01:32:45,976 Go kiss Grandpa. 825 01:32:53,900 --> 01:32:56,653 And their mother? -She is resting at the hotel. 826 01:32:56,820 --> 01:33:00,369 She is pregnant. I think the trip... 827 01:33:03,540 --> 01:33:07,977 It seems to be getting better. -I think we can go in. 828 01:33:12,700 --> 01:33:15,533 And the telegram? Do you have it? 829 01:33:23,260 --> 01:33:28,288 My darlings, don't strangle me. 830 01:33:28,460 --> 01:33:31,896 What is your name? -My name is Angel. 831 01:33:32,060 --> 01:33:37,418 Who knew I had four angels? 832 01:33:37,580 --> 01:33:40,492 Can we forgive your father? 833 01:33:48,820 --> 01:33:53,098 Who among you is Désirée Saint-Forget? -It's me. 834 01:33:53,260 --> 01:33:54,898 You are under arrest. 835 01:33:56,660 --> 01:33:58,252 For fraud. 836 01:33:58,420 --> 01:34:03,016 Twenty-one undertakers I'm suing you... 837 01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:10,097 ...for not having delivered goods. 838 01:34:10,260 --> 01:34:15,937 There is no urgency. I am the goods. -I'm in a hurry. Come. 839 01:34:16,100 --> 01:34:18,614 Do you want to handcuff me? -Shut up. 840 01:34:18,780 --> 01:34:24,776 Nobody moves. I have to make sure I'm arresting the right person. 841 01:34:24,940 --> 01:34:29,013 Gustave, what kind of joke is this? -It's not a joke. 842 01:34:29,180 --> 01:34:33,571 They sent us a telegram so that we can act before the ceremony. 843 01:34:35,540 --> 01:34:39,818 You got yourself into big trouble. -Don't complain. 844 01:34:40,020 --> 01:34:44,059 I only went to the funeral home on the right bank. 845 01:34:44,220 --> 01:34:50,329 Neither on the left bank nor in the suburbs. You have credit everywhere. 846 01:34:50,940 --> 01:34:56,253 I didn't expect that. Now what do we do? 847 01:34:56,420 --> 01:35:00,299 Mayor, the President's car reached the bridge. 848 01:35:10,220 --> 01:35:14,532 He will be there in 10 minutes and we have a scandal. 849 01:35:14,700 --> 01:35:19,535 Gustave, forget this telegram until this evening. 850 01:35:19,700 --> 01:35:24,455 After the party you can do whatever you want need to do. Desire will not escape. 851 01:35:24,620 --> 01:35:28,852 He promises it, doesn't he? -I will remain at your disposal. 852 01:35:29,020 --> 01:35:33,059 Listen Alphonse, I don't care, But think about it. 853 01:35:33,220 --> 01:35:37,338 First he gets his picture taken, shaking the hand of the president... 854 01:35:37,500 --> 01:35:42,858 ...and then he is photographed handcuffed with me. Two photos side by side. 855 01:35:43,020 --> 01:35:47,013 What does it look like? The president could lose the presidency. 856 01:35:47,180 --> 01:35:53,289 If there are only four, we look like fools, just like the president. 857 01:35:53,460 --> 01:35:57,453 There is no solution. -I have a solution. Do my job. 858 01:35:57,620 --> 01:36:01,090 As long as I live, you shall not touch any of my sons. 859 01:36:01,340 --> 01:36:04,969 Mr Saint-Forget, even if I respect you... 860 01:36:05,140 --> 01:36:09,497 I don't care. You don't arrest anyone. 861 01:36:10,860 --> 01:36:14,648 Alphonse, take him. -Alphonse, stay where you are. 862 01:36:14,900 --> 01:36:20,293 I count to three and then my officer will take you. 863 01:36:20,460 --> 01:36:22,291 Three? GOOD. 864 01:36:22,580 --> 01:36:25,538 One two three. 865 01:36:25,700 --> 01:36:29,136 What are you doing here? -Who among you is Désiré? 866 01:36:29,300 --> 01:36:31,575 And now ? -It's me. 867 01:36:31,740 --> 01:36:34,777 Your wife has just given birth. -A son? 868 01:36:34,940 --> 01:36:36,658 No, two girls. 869 01:36:37,780 --> 01:36:38,815 Four and two. 870 01:36:40,620 --> 01:36:42,451 Doctor, come quickly. 871 01:36:44,220 --> 01:36:47,735 What is happening? -There is a third. 872 01:36:48,303 --> 01:36:49,678 HOTEL LES QUINTUPLETS 873 01:36:49,867 --> 01:36:55,535 Make room. The president's car arrives. 874 01:36:56,900 --> 01:36:58,618 Wake up, Désiré. 875 01:36:58,780 --> 01:37:01,135 Three? That makes seven girls. 876 01:37:01,300 --> 01:37:04,292 No, eight. There is a fourth. -Mr Desire. 877 01:37:04,460 --> 01:37:07,975 What's wrong? -There are five. All in good health. 878 01:37:08,780 --> 01:37:10,771 This makes me new. 879 01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:14,179 Quintuplets. 880 01:37:15,900 --> 01:37:19,939 You can't stop it now. He is the father of quintuplets. 881 01:37:20,100 --> 01:37:22,978 I will ask the president to grant my pardon. 882 01:37:23,140 --> 01:37:27,213 I will pay for any damage. -Everything is fine, but... 883 01:37:27,380 --> 01:37:30,133 Go and receive the President. 884 01:37:32,100 --> 01:37:33,419 Friends. 885 01:37:36,060 --> 01:37:37,732 Fantastic news. 886 01:37:38,340 --> 01:37:39,568 Say it. What is this? 887 01:37:39,900 --> 01:37:43,973 Ladies and Gentlemen, we have excellent news. 888 01:37:44,140 --> 01:37:49,260 Thanks to the fertility of Saint-Forgets and our country... 889 01:37:49,460 --> 01:37:55,057 ...the beautiful wife of Désiré Saint- Forget has just given birth to six daughters. 890 01:37:55,220 --> 01:37:59,546 They are in perfect health. I repeat: six. Two times three. 891 01:37:59,581 --> 01:38:03,550 It is an improvement of the world fertility record. 892 01:38:04,420 --> 01:38:09,540 Long live Saint-Forget. Long live Trézignan. Long live France. 893 01:38:14,460 --> 01:38:17,930 The President of the Republic. 894 01:38:49,180 --> 01:38:53,571 Mr President, five in the first generation... 895 01:38:53,860 --> 01:38:58,172 ...six in the second and it's not over. 896 01:39:21,476 --> 01:39:27,627 HOTEL LES SEXTUPLETS